The love of my life is acting.
Whether on a stage or in front of a camera, living truthfully under imaginary circumstances is where I'm happiest.
I'm lucky to have performed in dozens of films, TV shows, and plays.
I recently completed a run of the play CLOSER and currently in rehearsals for productions of David Mamet's AMERICAN BUFFALO and Scott Caan's TWO WRONGS.
I'm excited to announce that my writing partner and I formed
Lasagna Party Productions for our writing.
Available Scripts:
Ocean Bries (romantic comedy)
SPF 50 (romantic comedy)
Sailing Circles Around You (romantic comedy)
Last Fling Before the Ring (romantic comedy)
The Treasure Hunt for Captain Morgan's Blue Diamond (adventure comedy)
Nick and Antonia Trying to Woke (social commentary comedy feature)
Tie Die (office horror comedy feature)
Deniers (horror comedy pilot)
Canceled (romantic comedy musical feature)
Donny (post-life comedy feature)
Help Yourself (comedy caper feature)
No Morafini (romantic comedy feature)
Where There's A Will (action caper comedy feature)
Unavailable Sold Scripts:
The Black Creature from the Lagoon (monster comedy feature)
Three Strikes, You're Dead (sports horror comedy feature)
Plastic Surgeon (slasher horror feature)
Miracle Wash (family comedy feature)
Produced Scripts:
Sensitive Johnson (romantic comedy feature)
800 CDs (music documentary)
I've written and produced over 20 short films and two feature films, Sensitive Johnson and 800 CDs, both available on Amazon Prime.
I've also produced three original stage productions I wrote: Narsociety, Straight White Men Trying To Woke, and Five Short Drives.
I pursued a music career for a good decade or so. Recorded some albums. Had some college radio play. Got some songs on TV. Was named Music Connection Hot 100 Artist six years in a row. Had fun!
A few bonus live songs that never made an album:
And here's the video for a single off Emotional Wreck:
I spent a dozen years touring as a stand up comedian.
I toured many clubs, colleges, and military bases throughout the world including a USO tour of Afghanistan.
Here are a few fun sets:
Do you have more questions? Are you interested in collaborating on a project? Send me a message, and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
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